guzzles | Saving people, hunting things--the family business

A brotherly PSL for texting and hunting stories with

Nah. I didn't hit that little girl when I pulled out of the parking lot so I'm pretty sure everything's fine. I'm nailing this.

50 points for the next girl, long as you dont scuff the paint

How many points do I get for wrapping Baby round a tree?

you interested in keeping your dick?

Why, what are you going to do to it?

nothing if you dont kill my car

But it's national hug a tree day.

nobodys gonna be huggin your tree is my car comes back a wreck

Wouldn't come back under those circumstances, would it?

neither would you

Relax, I'm still in the queue.

better be

Concern for my well being or concern for the car? Never mind I know the answer to that one.

im not allowed to have both?

Come on, we both know that's bs.

ok ok i like the car more than you, its true. you just dont have the same horsepower

That's bs too. I had just as many horses, when I was the car.

you dont know that

I do know that. I still remember what it was like to have gears and pistons.

i bet you get all the girls with that kinda shit

Uh huh cause that's the line I always use. "Hey would you like to hear about that one time I was a talking car?"

just tell em about how you know how to grind their gears

"grind your gears" is bad, not good, Dean.

you think i dont know that? still sounds kinda hot

Please don't tell me that you think me grinding gears sounds hot. That's just wrong.

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