guzzles | Saving people, hunting things--the family business

A brotherly PSL for texting and hunting stories with

im not allowed to have both?

Come on, we both know that's bs.

ok ok i like the car more than you, its true. you just dont have the same horsepower

That's bs too. I had just as many horses, when I was the car.

you dont know that

I do know that. I still remember what it was like to have gears and pistons.

i bet you get all the girls with that kinda shit

Uh huh cause that's the line I always use. "Hey would you like to hear about that one time I was a talking car?"

just tell em about how you know how to grind their gears

"grind your gears" is bad, not good, Dean.

you think i dont know that? still sounds kinda hot

Please don't tell me that you think me grinding gears sounds hot. That's just wrong.

fuck off i wasnt talking about your gears

Just gears in general?

more the grinding than the gears

Yeah, you're all about the grinding.

Now shut up already, I'll be back soon.

nose to the grindstone, right?