Saving people, hunting things--the family business

[guzzles]

A brotherly PSL for texting and hunting stories with kickingand 

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[kickingand]

that almost sounds dirty

[guzzles]

He's got a brand new car,
Looks like a Jaguar
It's got leather seats
It's got a CD-player

p.s. "Feeder" is a dirty thing, just so you know. I read about it in college.

[kickingand]

is this the part where i'm supposed to be impressed by your lyrical skills and/or collegeboy crap?

[guzzles]

How about my ability to text and drive stick?

[kickingand]

how bout you put down the phone

[guzzles]

Nah. I didn't hit that little girl when I pulled out of the parking lot so I'm pretty sure everything's fine. I'm nailing this.

[kickingand]

50 points for the next girl, long as you dont scuff the paint

[guzzles]

How many points do I get for wrapping Baby round a tree?

[kickingand]

you interested in keeping your dick?

[guzzles]

Why, what are you going to do to it?

[kickingand]

nothing if you dont kill my car

[guzzles]

But it's national hug a tree day.

[kickingand]

nobodys gonna be huggin your tree is my car comes back a wreck

[guzzles]

Wouldn't come back under those circumstances, would it?

[kickingand]

neither would you

[guzzles]

Relax, I'm still in the queue.

[kickingand]

better be

[guzzles]

Concern for my well being or concern for the car? Never mind I know the answer to that one.

[kickingand]

im not allowed to have both?

[guzzles]

Come on, we both know that's bs.

[kickingand]

ok ok i like the car more than you, its true. you just dont have the same horsepower

[guzzles]

That's bs too. I had just as many horses, when I was the car.

[kickingand]

you dont know that

[guzzles]

I do know that. I still remember what it was like to have gears and pistons.

[kickingand]

i bet you get all the girls with that kinda shit