Saving people, hunting things--the family business

[guzzles]

A brotherly PSL for texting and hunting stories with kickingand 

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[guzzles]

Just use your own damn deodorant.

What else do you want from the store?

1/2

[kickingand]

quit yer bitching i havent used your fucking deodorant

[kickingand]

could use some lotion for the chick im keeping out back.

[guzzles]

Gross. Buy your own lube.

And your own car wax.

[kickingand]

boy that one just went right over your head didnt it

[guzzles]

You know the guy in that movie was a transvestite with a tiny dog, right?

[kickingand]

good job, you ruined it. happy with yourself?

[guzzles]

Always.

So porn? movie? Or do you only download those from the internet these days?

[kickingand]

thought you didnt want a hand in my porn shit

think were low on salt though

[guzzles]

Can't say I do. You don't want my hand in your porn shit either.

I'll get salt. Pie?

[kickingand]

pie is not a question, its the answer

[guzzles]

Yeah well you're in luck they make it on the premises here.

[kickingand]

thank fuck. and beer. dont forget the beer.

how long till youre back?

[guzzles]

I'm ten minutes out.

[kickingand]

thought id have this place to myself for at least an hour

[guzzles]

What, so you can take another "nap"?

[kickingand]

my soaps are on and you bitch

[guzzles]

That's because they're dumb.

[kickingand]

youre dumb

[guzzles]

Cute. Did that make you feel better?

Maybe I'll forget the pie.

[kickingand]

hey hey hey there is one rule in this household and it is not forgetting the pie

[guzzles]

It's not my number one rule.

[kickingand]

well it should be

[guzzles]

So it's above "The driver picks the tunes"?

[kickingand]

thats not a rule its a fact