Saving people, hunting things--the family business

[guzzles]

A brotherly PSL for texting and hunting stories with kickingand 

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[kickingand]

thank fuck. and beer. dont forget the beer.

how long till youre back?

[guzzles]

I'm ten minutes out.

[kickingand]

thought id have this place to myself for at least an hour

[guzzles]

What, so you can take another "nap"?

[kickingand]

my soaps are on and you bitch

[guzzles]

That's because they're dumb.

[kickingand]

youre dumb

[guzzles]

Cute. Did that make you feel better?

Maybe I'll forget the pie.

[kickingand]

hey hey hey there is one rule in this household and it is not forgetting the pie

[guzzles]

It's not my number one rule.

[kickingand]

well it should be

[guzzles]

So it's above "The driver picks the tunes"?

[kickingand]

thats not a rule its a fact

[guzzles]

It's a rule and I can break it whenever I like. Say hello to listening to Green Day for the next six thousand miles.

[kickingand]

you dont even like green day!

[guzzles]

How would you know?

[kickingand]

because i know these things

[guzzles]

You really don't. Like right now. What am I listening to in your car right now?

[kickingand]

please dont tell me its green day, i might actually have to punch you

[guzzles]

Feeder.

[kickingand]

that almost sounds dirty

[guzzles]

He's got a brand new car,
Looks like a Jaguar
It's got leather seats
It's got a CD-player

p.s. "Feeder" is a dirty thing, just so you know. I read about it in college.

[kickingand]

is this the part where i'm supposed to be impressed by your lyrical skills and/or collegeboy crap?

[guzzles]

How about my ability to text and drive stick?

[kickingand]

how bout you put down the phone