Saving people, hunting things--the family business

[guzzles]

A brotherly PSL for texting and hunting stories with kickingand 

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[guzzles]

I'm at the store. Anything you want?

[kickingand]

if i say the usual are you gonna come back to the motel with rabbit food

[guzzles]

If you mean am I bringing back salad of course I'm bringing back salad.

[kickingand]

then get me something thats the opposite of salad

[guzzles]

Heart attack in a box, check.

[kickingand]

good deal, just the way i like it

[guzzles]

Look, I know what to feed you, I just don't know what else you want

[kickingand]

are you trying to say i need a new stick of deodorant or?

[guzzles]

Depends, have you been using mine again?

[kickingand]

only if i see it there first

[guzzles]

Dude, you know I hate it when we smell the same. Like people need any more of an excuse to think we're a couple.

[kickingand]

we already use the same damn motel shampoo what the fuck do you think were gonna smell like. besides, one way or another we always end up smelling like crap, who cares. long as you dont smell like an abercrombie bitch

[guzzles]

Just use your own damn deodorant.

What else do you want from the store?

1/2

[kickingand]

quit yer bitching i havent used your fucking deodorant

[kickingand]

could use some lotion for the chick im keeping out back.

[guzzles]

Gross. Buy your own lube.

And your own car wax.

[kickingand]

boy that one just went right over your head didnt it

[guzzles]

You know the guy in that movie was a transvestite with a tiny dog, right?

[kickingand]

good job, you ruined it. happy with yourself?

[guzzles]

Always.

So porn? movie? Or do you only download those from the internet these days?

[kickingand]

thought you didnt want a hand in my porn shit

think were low on salt though

[guzzles]

Can't say I do. You don't want my hand in your porn shit either.

I'll get salt. Pie?

[kickingand]

pie is not a question, its the answer

[guzzles]

Yeah well you're in luck they make it on the premises here.

[kickingand]

thank fuck. and beer. dont forget the beer.

how long till youre back?